(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.
(2) Masturbation.
(2) Masturbation.
(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.
(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.
(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.
by Maplethorpe August 20, 2005
1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs
2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons
3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped
3. The type of people you find in comic book stores
2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons
3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped
3. The type of people you find in comic book stores
Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"
by badg3rs August 27, 2008
Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.
by wicked son July 10, 2011
(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.
"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
by DarceLynn January 02, 2009
Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.
Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.
Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.
Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
by jt_urban January 12, 2009
by iwanttopepsi July 11, 2017
A person of any age or gender who takes over a website chatroom, or forum in popularity. Most of the time they then leave and take over a new one.
by The All Knower December 29, 2004