One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.
Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
by The NinJay December 21, 2011
A 1993 film directed by Jennifer Lynch (David Lynch's daughter) about a top surgeon who is besotted with a beautiful woman who once ditched him. Unable to come to terms with life without her, he tries to convince her that they need each other. She has other ideas, but an horrific accident leaves her at his mercy. The plot is bizarre and perhaps sick at times, ending abruptly and with a twist.
An ambitious and disturbing film that was somewhat poorly executed when translated to the screen. A great movie to watch if you to feel inferior and pathetic about your relationships with women. An even better film if you ever went crazy desparately chasing something that never existed.
An ambitious and disturbing film that was somewhat poorly executed when translated to the screen. A great movie to watch if you to feel inferior and pathetic about your relationships with women. An even better film if you ever went crazy desparately chasing something that never existed.
Let's watch Boxing Helena...I feel fucking terrible.
by expos November 29, 2005
Helena Noé is an incredible person. She is funny, smart, kind, beautiful and talented. You should know that her beauty is from the inside as well as the outside. Her smile is simply breathtaking. If you know a Helena, be thankful for it.
You are beautiful like Helena Noé.
by I just tell the truth October 13, 2021
person 1; " why did you light your dick on fire"
Person 2: " Because my girl was wet and we wanted to da a Dirty Helena
Person 2: " Because my girl was wet and we wanted to da a Dirty Helena
by MR.KEISHA July 28, 2022
A person so awesome and loving that she fills peoples hearts with joy. She is usually very good looking and has a good sense of humor.
by Haha I'm a beast November 13, 2013
She's the type of girl who is shy but put her with the right people and she's the happiest and most bubbly person ever. She is very supportive and loyal and be with you through thick and thin. Mary Helena tries to be friends with everyone she meets and does whatever she can to make everyone happy. In a relationship she seems innocent and sweet but she's kinky as fuck. If you find a Mary Helena, keep her. Hold on to her forever. You'll never find another girl like her.
by little cupcake July 11, 2017
Knowingly doing something bad, morally wrong, selfish or dishonest against someone because you think they deserve it.
Named after the time a young lad found a purse on an empty bus containing £100 cash, and a bus pass belonging to one "Helena Bennet". (whom he thought he did not know) the young lad looked the girl up on facebook (to see if he could return the money) and found her to be a complete teenage popular girls bitch who bullied many of his friends, constantly stole money from her mum to buy weed, skipped out on classes and gave all the teachers a hard time because she thought she was too good for them.
The young lad burned the purse and bus pass, threw the ashes in a bin and kept the money for himself.
Named after the time a young lad found a purse on an empty bus containing £100 cash, and a bus pass belonging to one "Helena Bennet". (whom he thought he did not know) the young lad looked the girl up on facebook (to see if he could return the money) and found her to be a complete teenage popular girls bitch who bullied many of his friends, constantly stole money from her mum to buy weed, skipped out on classes and gave all the teachers a hard time because she thought she was too good for them.
The young lad burned the purse and bus pass, threw the ashes in a bin and kept the money for himself.
Guy 1: You'll never guess who I bumped into the other day at while working at the garage, Theo!
Guy 2: Oh fuck man, I hated that dickhead, bullied me in high school non-stop
Guy 1: Yeah I know, he came in for a brake light fix.
Guy 2: Did you fix it for him?
Guy 1: Fuck that, Pulled a Helena-Bennet, Busted his motor while he was out and told him it would cost him a couple of grand to fix, ended up with £2000 of his money at the end of the day
*then the two guys go on a night out, celebrating*
Guy 2: Oh fuck man, I hated that dickhead, bullied me in high school non-stop
Guy 1: Yeah I know, he came in for a brake light fix.
Guy 2: Did you fix it for him?
Guy 1: Fuck that, Pulled a Helena-Bennet, Busted his motor while he was out and told him it would cost him a couple of grand to fix, ended up with £2000 of his money at the end of the day
*then the two guys go on a night out, celebrating*
by 456gvweryh6 March 30, 2017