The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.

The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night

by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025

Heinzing

The act of being sneaky and an overall untrustworthy human bean. Not to be confused with the act of “hiding” something, this word holds a much stronger connotation to the sneakiness of one’s actions.

“Damn, I haven’t really spoken to Bill much recently. He’s totally heinzing something but I’m not sure what.”

by HeinzHater123 June 6, 2025

Heinz Bauman

A handsome person that just wants to take your Virginity. If you see him, say Hello.

Heinz Bauman took Joel-Noahs Virginity.

by CrystalKnight March 4, 2024