Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021

heap snatch

the bulge in the pubic region some women get from wearing high waisted jeans or pants; common in the 60s and 70s.

“Dude! Check out the heap snatch on that broad!”

by K~Daddy January 8, 2024

Over-heaping

having its contents piled above the brim or edge, spilling out and piled even on the handle

Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.

by NoEqualizer February 7, 2024

dirty heaps

he eats poo and chucks at everyone

omg someone just dirty heaps me

by bigdavy56 December 4, 2023

Rubbish heap

It is one who sucks at everything

Gianfranco is sick a rubbish heap!

Ye might even be a heap and a half!

by It’s Cha Boi June 11, 2018

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018

dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked

person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"

by teaketchup October 20, 2022