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Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
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Heap

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”
by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021
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dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked
person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"
by teaketchup October 20, 2022
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Heap-Ass

Heap-Ass is often used as an insult or to describe a large amount of stuff. It should be used when describing someone who is an "asshole"or someone who is "full of shit".
"That guy stole our beer!!?! what a Heap-Ass"

"Hey man, don't be such a Heap-Ass"
by TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3 September 26, 2025
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Heap

Some trash or other
"Look at this heap!"
by dan444448 November 15, 2016
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heap snatch

the bulge in the pubic region some women get from wearing high waisted jeans or pants; common in the 60s and 70s.
“Dude! Check out the heap snatch on that broad!”
by K~Daddy January 8, 2024
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Heap

by ThatOneChineseWriter June 8, 2020
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