The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.

Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.

by MRMNYC December 28, 2016

Kenosha Hat Trick

Removing a sex offender, a wife-beater, and a burglar from society in one night.

Kyle scored himself a Kenosha Hat Trick before he reached voting age.

by anonymous June 17, 2021

Gettysburg Hat-Trick

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

by Banangy February 14, 2013

Kreiner Hat Trick

In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.

Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.

by CFL4Life November 26, 2010

Dickson Hat Trick

When one football player blocks three punts in a single game

Alan Page might have blocked more punts than anyone in NFL history, but he’s never pulled off a Dickson Hat trick

by Dummy Scrimmage Hero April 13, 2020

family hat trick

scoring three times in the same family, on different nets of course

steve: "the two sisters are cute but id do the other one anyway just to finally pull off the legendary family hat trick"
chuck: "you'd be like the ovechkin of destroying families."
steve: "yes, yes i would."

by CrispyC August 5, 2009

Velvet Hat Trick

Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.

1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion

2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex

Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?

by Gatticus July 3, 2018