An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate...
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
by AJ_Fatt September 4, 2019
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If you don't like Harry Potter then don't associate with other people. You deserve to be isolated from the rest of the human race.
If you don't like Harry Potter then don't associate with other people. You deserve to be isolated from the rest of the human race.
by cora_the_slytherin December 10, 2019
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Get the Harry Potter mug.Protaganist of a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. It deals with the his adventures in an alternate universe where magic exists. He fights against the bad guy Voldemort, who killed his parents and wishes to annhilate all the Muggles(i.e- non-magic poeple). Often described as "kiddy books", they are actually very, very well written. The plot is intriguing and quite insightful. It can be read by both kids and adults as it appeals to the two factions on different levels. While most kids think the magic and the fairytale-like aspects are cool, adults can appreciate and relate to the many moralistic debates it brings up.
The movies are complete shite though and rather painful to watch, though. So let's not even go there.
The movies are complete shite though and rather painful to watch, though. So let's not even go there.
by jude86 April 16, 2006
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by JasRey November 19, 2006
Get the harry potter mug.1. A well-written series of books by author J.K. Rowling which are, in fact, quite easy to become obsessively absorbed in.
2. A young wizard with obviously round glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, put there by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named on his first birthday. Also has unruly black hair and green eyes.
3. See brilliance.
2. A young wizard with obviously round glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, put there by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named on his first birthday. Also has unruly black hair and green eyes.
3. See brilliance.
1. "I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for the 15th time!"
2. "Stop impersonating Harry Potter, Vicky."
2. "Stop impersonating Harry Potter, Vicky."
by Erin Marie July 9, 2007
Get the Harry Potter mug.A great series,that for some reason illiterate people like to compare to Lord of the Rings (while never reading either of the two series).No,it's not just for kids.true,the original plot line is directed to a younger audience, but there are plenty of older,more adult themes in all of the books.
Stupid Person:omg,lyke hary pott3rzz sooo gay!itz lyke a tottal ripoff of loTH!!!
Intelligent person who has read both series:Umm...no it's not.And Harry Potter is a completely different book from Lord of The Rings,even if they have similarities.
Stupid Person:*drool*
Intelligent person who has read both series:Umm...no it's not.And Harry Potter is a completely different book from Lord of The Rings,even if they have similarities.
Stupid Person:*drool*
by lucyfir April 19, 2006
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