peral harbor

To be having sexual intercourse with a woman doggie style and before ejaculating, spitting on her back to simulate the jizz. Then when she turns around the male blows his load in her face. A Suprise attack
"Dude I gave that bitch a Peral Harbor...she didn't even see it coming"
by Bickett April 11, 2008
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Pearl Harbor

When the person on top in a 69 takes a shit on the other person's forehead unsuspectingly.
Sally found out John was cheating on her so she gave him a Pearl Harbor after they came home from a Mexican dinner. You could tell by the remnants on his face that she must have eaten a lot of guacamole.
by C Floods July 4, 2006
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newport harbor

the knock off version of laguna beach . somehow, mtv figures they'll make more money if they create yet another sitcom full of bleach-blonde bimbos and amateur bad boy surfers. you might wanna change the channel to vh1 at this moment in time...
" nieka, put it back on newport harbor! "
" ohhh hell if imma watch that crap; we already know the guy's gonna play 2 girls, they're gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! "
" how dare you insult mtv's intelligence?! "

.............................

*2 episodes later*

"nieka, I'm so sorry, you were right!!! "
" well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: "
by Nieka Ann January 2, 2009
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Pearl Harbor

A terrible terrible movie starring Ben Afleck, a terrible terrible actor.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005
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Gig harbor

Whitest town on the planet we're down town is filled with tourists and everywhere else is filled with high teenagers, gig harbor is famous for its drugs and trap houses
Wanna smoke weed I live in gig harbor it's everywhere
by beaner schnitzel February 16, 2017
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safe harbor

A term used in television to define the exact time when adult themed content can start being aired.
Cartoon Network starts their safe harbor to Adult Swim around 9-10pm
by Beautimus Cow March 2, 2021
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Harbor Huna

(Grays) Harbor Huna's are a unique breed of whale found in Grays Harbor County, Washington. The areas surrounding Aberdeen, Westport, and Ocean Shores Washington are home to a little known breed of land dwelling whale species.

These lard creatures are easily spotted with their young in the wild due to their enormous size, distinct dirt crease markings around fleshy folds, their exuberantly loud braying, and natural musk of unwashed flesh and malodor.

They are most often spotted with packs of their young most often numbering 3 or more offspring a piece. While their natural habitat is diverse ranging from the welfare office, to the goodwill their breeding grounds are more secluded.

When a Harbor Huna spots a small feeble male with no standards she entices him with food and shelter. The Huna then lures the male prey to her double wide trailer or section 8 apartment for breeding.

The Harbor Huna can often be caught with a bag of methamphetamine, or while on the hunt for a mate at the northwest passage.
Well it looks like uncle snagged himself a Harbor Huna cousin......
by AKnottyPine October 12, 2022
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