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hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008
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Camper's Handjob

A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.
After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".
by Evan_12345 January 16, 2006
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hanj

a handjob in the abbreviated sense.
"Yo, what's up with you and that bitch? Did you at least get a a hanj out of her?
by Ron Dawson May 8, 2008
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double handjobs

where two girls give you a handjob at the same time
i was standin in the living room watching a tv show when sara and mara tag teamed my dick with their vagina ticklers and gave me a couple double handjobs.
by gootch February 22, 2007
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Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.
On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.
by porkerhole September 28, 2012
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cinema handjob

the act of giving one a handjob in a cinema - usually on the back row to avoid being seen. Some find this exciting and fun as it is in a public place. See handjob
"My girlfriend gave me a handjob when we were watching harry potter 3 in the cinema yesterday"
by djchrissy August 19, 2004
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handjob

by Anonymous September 7, 2003
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