Flying Haddock

When your bathing costume gets stolen or washed away whilst you are in the sea so you have to streak naked back to the changing room down the beach as fast as you can.

Jim got arrested after doing the flying haddock when a shark ate his swim shorts.

by Sparky 55 March 1, 2024

Lewis Haddon

Sefisticated geeza who will rule the world one day. Lewis Haddon is that powerful he sends his willy to a whole nation with no mercy, and no regret. If you try and overpower Lewis, you will fail. He is a manifester of the universe and if he says something, you do it, or you most definetly are not a level 5 gyat skibidi ohio sigma.

Peasant 1: "Look it's Lewis Haddon.."
Peasant 2: "So?"

Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.

by VoteForLewisHaddon April 29, 2024

Lewis Haddon

Sefisticated geeza who will rule the world one day. Lewis Haddon is that powerful he sends his willy to a whole nation with no mercy, and no regret. If you try and overpower Lewis, you will fail. He is a manifester of the universe and if he says something, you do it, or you most definetly are not a level 5 gyat skibidi ohio sigma.

Lewis haddon is the greatest human ever machined.
use code VoteForLewisHaddon in the Fortnite item shop.

by VoteForLewisHaddon April 29, 2024

Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

by pug wash August 30, 2021