(V.) A sinister sexual act where a man starts by defecating or crapping in their tighty whiteys and/or wresting tights (if available). The man then proceeds to perform an atomic leg drop, or Hogan leg drop onto the face/neck area of the lady.
If done properly, the person's face will be spackled with poo and you will be able to get the '3 count'.
This act is also referred to as 'The Real American'
If done properly, the person's face will be spackled with poo and you will be able to get the '3 count'.
This act is also referred to as 'The Real American'
Melissa threw a spoon at me last night, so I got her back and Hulk Hogan'd her while she was watching TV in bed.
by Franky Rizzo July 20, 2008
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Whatever dumbass ate MY block of cheese that I paid my hard earned cash on, not only can you S my D, but I will be taking it to a lab for DNA samples, and when I find out which one of you it was.. You better believe I am going to hulk the fuck out on you!!!
by QueenBxoxo November 15, 2011
Get the Hulk the Fuck Out mug.The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
by Guns of Belgium December 15, 2008
Get the Hulk Smash mug.The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.
Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
by Jared FatFace February 4, 2009
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"Shit, it looks like the Big Show has succumbed to Hulk Hogan Syndrome recently. He's pretty much just a joke now."
by PaPeRlUiGi October 23, 2008
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