Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

sell him

A (usually) homophobic term said online by insecure men to usually younger boys who act in a flamboyant (sometimes immature/bratty) manner, implying that they should be sold because they are a “disappointment”.

“Son: Mommy can you get me this Barbie doll please! Please!”

“Viewers: Sell him”

by ivali April 9, 2023

The damn fool that shot him

Aaron Burr.

Muligan and Lafayette: We? Fought with him
John Laurnes: Me? I died for him.
George Washington: Me? I trusted him.
Angelica Schuyler, Eliza Hamilton, and Maria Reynolds: Me? I loved him.
Aaron Burrow: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.

by Deadmememan September 24, 2020

Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.

Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!

by Bojo183926 August 18, 2021

smash him

To take one and beat the fuck outta him no bullshit straight smashing

I went to cub to find peewee that time just to smash him for her

by Hd#48 April 20, 2018

Sit on him

For the whole of January a girl can sit on whoever boy they want

You see sit on him

Sit on him is in January

by Hornhornhornhormhormh December 21, 2020

Stretch Him Out

To beat a niggas ass. Usually while packin heat

yo this nigga talkin shit im botta stretch him out, better yet send his ass to da lord.

by mattyice April 3, 2012