Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016

fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.

Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)

by Stephanie37 July 4, 2008

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

so high. Used to describe whitebeards massive cock

Person 1: Can we get much higher so high
Person 2: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

by ONECOCK September 8, 2022

hoist those cards a little higher!

what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.

"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003

I'm higher than these gas prices

This phrase originated by the chief Alex while he was high as fuck talking to max. Higher than these gas prices gives the person on the receiving end that the person who said this magnificent quote is really under the influence of marijuana

Hot dog this blunt is good as shit I'm higher than these gas prices

by alexthechief October 13, 2018

fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.

As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.

by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003

higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 18, 2018