Hello Kitty

Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill

Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Hello Kitty

A kitty with no mouth that got used in scary videos a while ago for no absolute reason.
*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)

1st person: Omg! Hello kitty isn't actually a kitty it's a little girl!
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...

by UrbanDictionaryHaha July 13, 2024

Hello Kitty

a kid who is in a cat costume, like it or not bitch

person: I like hello kitty

other person: what are you 5?

by bandu da simp May 6, 2022

Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.

dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded

by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

hello kitty boy

a hello kitty boy. the worst. hello kitty boys are cheaters, and always mentally unstable. never date one. he’ll turn you into a hello kitty girl. he was use you for sexual purposes, while using others at the same time.

you’re dating a hello kitty boy? you better run away as fast as you can.

by roseerxv January 13, 2024

Hello kitty

only bad bitches love hello kitty hoessss

person 1 : hey did yk that bad bitches loveee hello kitty

person 2 : hyyy broo always ong

by hellokittyself December 23, 2022

hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 4, 2023