Fanny Hasbeen

A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.

Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle

New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day

Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.

by Hugo Moustachio June 21, 2015

chabbah hasiba

a bad girl who likes to have fun but has an innocent side and a big heart

we need to be more like chabbah hasiba

by badababadauenvk.fbkqeHaudbalif October 22, 2017

Inosuke Hasibara

Hashibira Inosuke?) is one of the main protagonists of Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba and along with Zenitsu Agatsuma, a traveling companion of Tanjiro Kamado and Nezuko Kamado He Can’t Remember Much Either

Inosuke Hasibara Is A Bully to Zenitsu Agatsuma And Loves Sparkling Acorns Also he likes to fight Gonpachiro Kamaboko

by EquisseJamalDavidson July 6, 2021

Hasbien

Somebody who used to be a lesbain

Woman 1 "Oh yes, I was a lesbian in 1982"
Woman 2 (aside to Woman 3) "She's such a hasbien."

by ironsc02 September 11, 2008

Hasbrouck Heights High School

From any student: a place where drugs are circulated and sold like peanuts at a Mets Game. Anybody can buy them, and because the middle and high school are connected and they middle schoolers and high schoolers constantly cross paths, drugs are even sold to middle schoolers. The teachers are inexperienced and suck, and they have to teach to a class of druggies with there heads on their desks. KIds from other towns are always int he school selling and having "a good time." On the same subject, there are at least two pregnant girls in every junior and senior class. The principle and superintendent just lock themselves in their office and pretend that nothing is happening and throw tax dollars at the situation to try to fix it. Loser school, loser town. Most kids go to other schools like Bergen Tech, Bergen Catholic, Don Bosco, or other high schools, but still follow the same loser parallel journeys that Heights kids follow. A complete shithole!

"Hey dude, i was totally wasted last night"
"Hey, wanna drink some beers in the locker room?"
"P1 "Hey, wanna go to the Hasbrouck Heights Heights High School football game and smoke some pot?"
P2 "No, I hear Tony has some good blunts and we can smoke them behind his house by Hasbrouck Heights High School"

by HeightsKid January 26, 2009

Hasbag

A person that once qualified as a full-blown assbag, but has since faded from assbaggery.

Julie called Joe an assbag, but I think he's become a hasbag since he got his new position at work.

by jimbowh September 24, 2008

Pulling a Hashbrown

Pulling a Hashbrown means having a heart attack when someone or yourself, is confessing their love to (often) their crush.
It usually results in severe Arrhythmia most of the time, making you a cripple.

Hisao, you dumb bitch. Don't go Pulling a Hashbrown on me, it's only a woman even though I hate women! -Kenji

by Hashbrown Nakai July 1, 2021