guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.

"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"

by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016

Stuffing the guppy

Sexual intercourse with a mermaid that includes but not limited to penetration

"why are you so tired?" Was up late stuffing the guppy....

by ManGoatPig April 10, 2022

guppy bubble

When a chick blows bubbles with your sperm your guppies from her mouth.

She sucked me off and then blew a Guppy Bubble

by frecklemonster May 22, 2017

puppy guppy

sum 1 who’s is special to youu

he’s my puppy guppy

by olivia.lakree December 3, 2020

Death Guppy

A person ,much like an "Askhole", only more rude or snoty. Someone who will ask for help but wont act on the advise that is given to them. They won't try very hard to find out how to fix their problem on their own.

1) Asks for help way too much.

2) Will ask for help but never use it.

3) Askhole.

Jim(Death Guppy): How do I make an email on Gmail?

Sam: First go to Google and click the "Gmail" icon.

Jim(Death Guppy): How would you know! You use Yahoo! (acts disgusted)

by PureWasabi February 14, 2014

Jayden Guppy

Jayden Guppy is a kind boy who spends most of his days staying home playing his PS3 and Nintendo Switch. He has brownish blonde hair and glasses. I like to snap his pencils as his face after I snap them makes me laugh. He has a crush on me, but he doesn't know I have a crush on him

Me: Jayden Guppy is ADORABLE

by Kiera304 March 16, 2019

Guppy mouth

That funny face you make that looks like this :{

She had a guppy mouth when she saw something awkward yesterday.

by Ed talk October 20, 2020