Gumballism

When you say unnecessarily mean things like, "Your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon."

How about you just stick to being nice and stay away from the usual Gumballisms?

by Bruvlodski August 9, 2022

Gumball

They lose their flavor quickly and cost 25 cents. Usually referencing a person who is known for being frugal and wearing out their welcome.

Nick: “Dude, Brett showed up to the party last night. He ate all the pizza and didn’t bring anything. We couldn’t wait for him to leave.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”

by NotAGumball October 25, 2020

Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.

Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!

by applejoe June 25, 2020

gumball activity

a gumball activity is when you rest your hand on your ass.

John: Hey dude what have you been doing today?
Sam: Resting my hand on my ass.
John: That's called a gumball activity.
Sam: Exactly!

by ihaveaidsYEAHHH1_1 August 23, 2022

lucky gumball

A vodka and cranberry juice

Hey bartender can i get a lucky gumball

by Succubitch69 April 26, 2019

gumballs bizarre adventure

The best anime ever created by mankind

(a inside joke meme anime made by me)

- whats your favorite anime?
+ its gumballs bizarre adventure
- Please marry me

by ahatintimeprosu March 13, 2022

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist

Whatever idiot did that should not exist

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

by JDMF December 3, 2023