Gumption

The nerve, the balls, the audacity to do something rude, stupid, or immature.

I can't believe Matt and Sean had the "gumption" to barge in our house at 1:30am without knocking!

by SareBare May 18, 2007

grumpkin

one of a variety of individuals, who is bubbly like a volcano, snuggly as an antitank mine, and enjoys hillsides of cabot extra sharp cheddar cheese. as much as any such individual can enjoy such things, which is quite an excessive amount.

"Antitank mines always have to be stabilized before you grab them. This is why I kiss you at the same time.What a grumpkin!"

by J Jayma Jameson August 16, 2011

grumpkin

When Female or Male, is performing oral sex on you when you are taking a shit on the toilet. Grumpkin is mistaken for the word Blumpkin, because of the Movie "Harold and Kumar."

Grumpkin

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

grumpton deluxe

The act of receiving oral sex whilst defecating and eating a cheeseburger

"I had my first grumpton deluxe on Monday night, it was sensational"

by fulanal March 10, 2014

Gumption

When someone with no teeth gives a blowjob

When Edna is mad but still wants the old fella she'll take out her dentures and her gumption gets a rise.

by Jboy76 September 16, 2020

gription

The having of grip. Keeps from sliding on a surface.

My Pilates mat gave me wonderful gription, so i don't slide around!

by Halleiy June 21, 2005

grumpkins

recieving head while in the process of shitting.

"That bitch was so nasty she gave me grumpkins!"

by mattneesy May 19, 2004