Greg

He's just greg, dont ask, dont tell. We are bot sure about this guy he kinda cray

Greg once stabbed someone in the eye with a spoon, thats one of those go dammit greg moments

by Darkdude19 January 22, 2015

Greg

A very gay kid that sucks dick for free and cannot ever get friends.

Man: He is such a greg!
Man 2: Yea he reminds me of you!
Man: Thats not funny.

by NothingDopeHere June 6, 2018

Greg

The fastest growing fandom on the internet; Fans of Danny Gonzalez.

1. 'What's up Greg....'
2. 'What fandoms are you a part of?' ' ARMY, Blinks, and Greg'

by Urban dictionary Dev October 12, 2019

Greg

a digital nomad who juggles girls in different countries and act like he's all holier-than-thou. he also got extreme mommy issues and is super insecure.

Valeria: Hey, is that a Greg
Shaira: Yes, beware of STDs

by notafoool December 23, 2019

Greg

A guy that is married to cover up his purely homosexual appetite. Sits at the bar drinking with males while providing them handjobs.

Greg satisfied 3 guys at the bar in one night.

by Atx723 July 11, 2020

Greg

A very selfless, humble guy that has a great sense of humor. You really need him to be your friend because he is just the right person to make you feel better when you are having a bad day. Is 100% honest with you, not one has he lied in his entire life. You will never meet anyone as kind as him. He also has the best, funniest jokes that will crack you up. Never underestimate this person.

Girl 1: Hey Shannon, uggh! I am having a bad day and got in a fight with my mom, what should I do?

Shannon: Oh, go talk to Greg, he is really understanding and will cheer you up right away!

Girl 1: Thank you so much!!! You are right, he is the best friend ever, I’m sure he will cheer me up!

by Billythegoat24593629 June 26, 2019

Greg

A Fucking Jackass

That guy is such a greg

by TheREALdannyjackson September 17, 2018