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greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.
Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"
by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017
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Greaser

A person who seeks to fuck one over mentally, emotionally, or physically. Sometimes not on purpose.
I asked to copy Clarence homework and he said no, what a greaser.
by Giveenchi August 7, 2020
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Irish greaser

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.
Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.
by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022
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greaser

A greaser stands by each other through bad and good if u piss us off we will piss u off even more We love and respect each other but no one else but the gang There’s 100% u will not win against us We like u if u like us but haters are our motivators WE Not afraid to. Smoke weed fight get drunk rob places so don’t fuck with us. It will be the last thing u do GRASER GANG 100%
Hey dude. Whatever u do don’t mess with the greasersthey will kill u
by Javion 2013 February 10, 2018
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Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking
Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.
by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024
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Boston greasers

A group of people in Boston that are greasers that formed a group in 1993
Wow i sure love those Boston greasers
by MR man mo February 14, 2021
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