government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...

guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."

by Alpino March 15, 2010

How goes

Another way of saying What's up, usually used in Chats with messengers

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: How goes?
person 1: Well i guess Nothing much
Person 2: Ah i see

by Banta~ March 27, 2016

government

a person's legal name, as opposed to an A.K.A. or nickname, the avoidance of which is usually preferred by those involved in illegal business.

"don't be using my government out here in the street like that"

by killer mike July 31, 2003

Living off the government tit

Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.

The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

gonesville

out, out of style, all the way out, vacant, gone, outta here, someplace else

That shopping mall has closed down for good. All the cool hangouts and nifty shops are so gonesville.

Jen is gonesville. She's out of my life.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006

Government Schizophrenia

Government Schizophrenia is caused when a government enforces and supports two completely different policies that are blatantly contradictory.

The United States has "Government Schizophrenia" when it comes to it's policies regarding cannabis prohibition. According to the government's Controlled Substances Act, cannabis has no medicinal value, and is deemed a schedule 1 narcotic. While on the other hand the government patents it's cannabinoids from cannabis, claiming they have medicinal value.

by Killer Bud August 14, 2012

what goes on here

what happens in a specific place or area.

person1"what goes on here?"
person2"we're haveing a party"

by snfromhell March 30, 2005