government

The REAL root of all evil!

Right when you thought they couldn't possibly screw up more, they surpise you.

by TheBurninator January 6, 2004

government

1.A long forgotten theory on how to help the people of a country
2.The beginning of a world wide order whose sole mission is to destroy the way of life as defined by the constitution.
3.A body of men origanally intended to be run by the people of the country, but eventually will revert to dicctatorship.
4.See also Evil Empire, Hypocrite, Democrat, Republican, Lucifer

The government will steal and eat your babies.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

by anonymousclucker August 8, 2018

governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Governor of California, cyborg sent back from the year 2102 to take control of California, and then the whole world.

"Vote for me again next year, and I'll be back!"

*inagauration*
"Asta La Vista Gray Davis!"

by John Doe September 17, 2004

governator

more proof that anyone with name recognition and lots of airtime can be elected, even if there is a lot of air in his head.

see george bush, or monkey.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California!

by Ryan September 28, 2003

government

an expletive.

the phrase 'no one' is often used as an euphemism.

no one is to be blamed for your predicament.

no one owes us a living.

this is a democracy. no one will attempt to circumvent your freedom of speech.

by drmcnoleg December 11, 2003