goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 13, 2009

goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

by aura c. May 28, 2007

Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!

by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019

Goose

Delicious food and the only thing from Canada I really do not like. It can't at all sing like Alanis Morissette, and that woman has a very angelic voice

A goose makes a delicious Christmas dish

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 3, 2018

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

Goose

A very annoying thing

(_*_)>
Its a goose!

by LAUGH HARDER May 7, 2020

goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!

Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk

by toast_reboot August 3, 2023