Glorious Day

This phrase refers to a sex position where the female faces the sun and is spun over a 24 hour period. For it to be completed correctly, she must be fucked every hour after saying several Pagan prayers.

“I really wished my man didn’t give me a Glorious Day every week.”

by OldManHanz March 25, 2022

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Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

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Glorious Model O

The Glorious Model O, along with alternate models such as the Model O-, and the Model D, is a mouse made by Glorious. It is a great mouse, however is notorious for having some of the worst cables imaginable, breaking weeks after buying the mouse, causing you to have to spend months getting a replacement cable shipped, which costs half the price of just buying a new mouse, just for the replacement cable to break within 2 weeks as well.

Friend: "I just got a new mouse!"
Friend 2: "Which one?"
Friend: "The Glorious Model O!"
Friend 2: "lol"

by hepno September 6, 2022

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Glorpoggle

The act of slipping on a banana peel after eating 13 banana pies, while watching the Deadpool Christmas special at 2a.m. on a Tuesday while wearing nothing but a jockstrap.

"I glorpoggled last night, I was too ashamed to get up. I nearly threw up."

by The Glorpoggler December 2, 2022

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