Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.

Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019

Tickled My Giggle Glands

TO bring fourth laughter

One day a young lad name Jeffery Larrimore said a hilariously funny joke. Then he asked Justino Kinsland, Hey did that make u laugh? Justino says: Yes, It really Tickled My Giggle Glands!

by Jeff Larrimore March 23, 2008

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.

I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.

That bitch gagged from that gland slam.

by pbb73 April 15, 2015

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008