Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
Get the George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.mug. Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.
by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020
Get the Washington Georgemug. George Washington was the first president of the United States of America. He is know for fighting in the Revolutionary War and being a good general while fighting. He’s one of the goat presidents 👍
by a definitioner January 21, 2024
Get the George Washingtonmug. A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey
by Triceritops III June 14, 2024
Get the George Washington Carvermug. George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
by 7568ino April 25, 2025
Get the George Washingtonmug. by dasani_water☆ September 5, 2023
Get the dirty george washingtonmug. George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, the Ten Commandments. This is why Israel worships America, and wants to become the 51st State.
by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022
Get the George YHWH Washingtonmug.