Garrett

An annoying short fucker who steals your food.

Guy 1: omg that little brat just stole my bag of goldfish! Get him!
Guy 2: it's just garrett, hes a lil creep and always does that

by DWMiami3 May 2, 2019

Garrett

A person who you thought could be so sweet, but ends up being just a dick. He makes you smile, but then stabs you in the back and makes fun of you. You don’t need a Garrett in your life.

Person 1: Wow, I can’t believe that Cody said that to Daren.

Person 2: That’s so Garrett of him.

by BananaBoat_** August 16, 2019

Garrett

A FUCKIN HOE

Yo Garrett is a hoe

by Broccolianfdo May 8, 2019

Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

Garrett

A Garrett is a small gay elf. it plays with balls yet it insults everybody else for things that don't fit in its anus. often thinks its cooler then everyone. nobody likes a Garrett. See Also Dutch

"Bobby acts like such a Garrett, we should stone him!"

by anonymous6969969669 September 27, 2013

Garrett

A homosexual male Jew

that dude over there is such a garrett, he just constantly asks dudes for nudes

by Tyler faggottree May 2, 2017

Garrett

A really fat lazy bitch that loves eating once you given him a burger he will destroy that burger he sits around hes moms house in the basement eating chips

Garrett - fat and lazy

by Tony riveras September 15, 2019