gammon head

Someone with an abnormally large head
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punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also
Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!
by gammon matser September 10, 2019
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Gammon slap

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face
Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!
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gammon

he is a gammon head
by Snowflake head January 08, 2019
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Gammon

Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)
Blimey, Nigel was ranting on about immigration again yesterday. He is such a gammon.
by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021
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Gammon

A British term for a usually older, right wing person who doesn't like change and hold racist, sexist and/or homophobic views
'Hey Dan, shall we invite Gary to go for a curry?'

'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.
by Dawgman1234 September 27, 2023
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Gammon

English racists, predominantly white old men (but can be dark-skinned, young or female), who turn crimson with rage when their racism spews out
"Your timeline is a cesspit of nationalistic anti-foreigner bile. You've gone full gammon, bruh"
by Daily Racist March 24, 2024
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