Gammoned

_Adj_ Too hungover to manage any sort of food

_E.g_ “ Steven could barely eat a bite he was so gammoned after disgracing himself in the wheelhouse”

by Thepeopleschampion June 8, 2025

Gammon

A British term for a usually older, right wing person who doesn't like change and hold racist, sexist and/or homophobic views

'Hey Dan, shall we invite Gary to go for a curry?'

'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.

by Dawgman1234 September 27, 2023

Gammon

English racists, predominantly white old men (but can be dark-skinned, young or female), who turn crimson with rage when their racism spews out

"Your timeline is a cesspit of nationalistic anti-foreigner bile. You've gone full gammon, bruh"

by Daily Racist March 24, 2024

punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also

Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!

by gammon matser September 10, 2019

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.

"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."

by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019

Gammon slap

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face

Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!

by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019