gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting

Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.

I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.

Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!

by Bewmdogg May 7, 2021

jerkers greeting

When you are jerking off with someone and you touch tips mid jerk

I got a jerkers greeting from my dad. Help me mom.

by Baslix October 20, 2017

dirty greet

when you teach in university and suddenly you get the urge of putting your microphone in your stretched asshole while getting fucked in 2 different ways while you let students play volleyball in your classroom

wednesday 20/03 i witnessed my teacher pulling a dirty Greet. it was so satisfying

by geitjegreet March 20, 2024

Greets

It's the very informal short version of Greetings!

Adam: Well, I gotta go now, see ya!
You: Greets!

by AleZ_Off April 5, 2023

Greet Greet Antagonize

A pro gamer maneuver used by the most skilled RDR2 players on the planet. Used to piss off NPC's without causing a fuss.

Example of Greet Greet Antagonize
Arthur (Greet): "Officer."
Officer: "..."
Arthur (Greet): "Your face looks familiar."
Officer: "Uh-huh."
Arthur (Antagonize): "Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse's tail."

by DarthMole February 1, 2025

happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019