Tavern on the Groin

Any bar that encourages body shots.

Sure, I'd like a drink but I am feeling kind of slutty tonight. Wanna hit up a Tavern on the Groin?

by arbeit September 2, 2016

groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

Groin Nipple

A penis small enough to resemble a nipple on a man's crotch area.

'Dude everyone seen those Snapchats you sent to Jacinta last night, total groin nipple!'

by TheDonFada May 4, 2017

pump groin

Male masturbating

Male 1: Are you gonna bang tonight?
Male 2: Nah, she isn't feelin' it, so I'll just pump groin.

by Ayami May 6, 2018

Groin Strain

An injury sustained during sport activity whereby another player fouls the ball holder by yanking their penis in an effort to make them drop the ball.

The injury could also be incurred by allowing a midget to swing from the flaccid penis like they are Tarzan.

He got a groin strain when a player from the other team gave him a willy tug! It will take weeks for that groin strain to heal itself back together internally!

by Casej.music January 29, 2017

groining

Groaning after being impacted in the area of the groin.

That poor girl has every right to be Groining after a direct kick to her Vergina.

by Timouthy Titmouse February 7, 2023

giving groin

The act of intercourse.

He’s giving groin tonight. That’s why there is a sock on the door.

by Channers&Bex January 18, 2024