Griffin

He is a cringe ass nae nae baby. Only his mom likes him. She's dead though. He likes big chungus a little too much. Uses discord for all forms of communication. Payed Belle Delphine a total of 60 dollars.

John: Do you know Griffin?
Phil: Yeah, I hate the dude!
Gus: ME too!
Tucker: ME three!
Sam: LETS JUMP HIM!
Everyone: IGHT LETS GO!!!!
(Griffin was at home snorting sawdust during this convo)

by Godlover505 February 20, 2020

Griffin

A kid who smokes lawn grass and watches a lot of horse porn

Griffin: hey bro wanna go fuck a horse??
Arnold: kill urself

by That one kid who likes horses November 19, 2014

griffin

to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition

I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.

by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 9, 2010

Griffining

The act of or the act of trying to have sex while watching The Family Guy

I was Griffining this broad last night and before i knew it "Good For You"

by knickntio July 10, 2009

Griffin

Griffin is not always the brightest of all people, his brain is the size of a peanut. Griffins are very rare as they are part of the LGBTQ community. If you ever see one all you must do is simply run the other way.

Other than that Griffin has a gay type of personality.

by Loybin January 16, 2020

Griffin

A small but large faggot. Usually with ugly face, his cock is no longer than 3 inches at most.

Girlfriend: your dick is small your a griffin

by Bill_Roberts67876 October 6, 2015

Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005