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Griffin

Griffins come across as smug little assholes, but Griffins are also soft and caring. You'll find yourself most comfortable in the presence of a Griffin. Griffins slowly become your best friend. And one day you wake up and come to terms that you've fallen in love. Griffins are funny, great story tellers, and deeply compassionate. Griffins have strong personalities. Griffins have a romantic sense past life and will grease up their hair and binge on everything oldies and 80s. Griffins are sarcastic little sons of bitches with a little dash of anger issues, but Griffins have big, loving hearts.
Man, Griffin is the modern John Bender; he has so much edge and so much heart.
by 5w33tC4r0lin3 May 12, 2018
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Griffin

A kid who smokes lawn grass and watches a lot of horse porn
Griffin: hey bro wanna go fuck a horse??
Arnold: kill urself
by That one kid who likes horses November 19, 2014
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griffin

to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition
I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.
by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 9, 2010
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Griffining

The act of or the act of trying to have sex while watching The Family Guy
I was Griffining this broad last night and before i knew it "Good For You"
by knickntio July 10, 2009
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Griffin

Griffin is not always the brightest of all people, his brain is the size of a peanut. Griffins are very rare as they are part of the LGBTQ community. If you ever see one all you must do is simply run the other way.
Other than that Griffin has a gay type of personality.
by Loybin January 16, 2020
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Griffin

A small but large faggot. Usually with ugly face, his cock is no longer than 3 inches at most.
by Bill_Roberts67876 October 6, 2015
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Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.
Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!
by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005
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