Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift April 15, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom April 07, 2018

good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "

by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 07, 2018

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner April 07, 2018

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee April 06, 2018

Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.

Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"

by AnthonyTheVast April 06, 2018