Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.
Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake
by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019
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Tickled My Giggle Glands

One day a young lad name Jeffery Larrimore said a hilariously funny joke. Then he asked Justino Kinsland, Hey did that make u laugh? Justino says: Yes, It really Tickled My Giggle Glands!
by Jeff Larrimore March 23, 2008
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Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.
“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”
by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022
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wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.
I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
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Manary Glands

An attitude that shows up when a man is acting like a woman.
John: I can't believe Doug is acting like he is.
Bob: I didn't realizing he was for showing his Manary Glands
by Humphrey Bogart November 03, 2013
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🍑 glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a 🍑 glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracy’s asshole last week before her big date. He’s really a wonderful young lady boy 👦 and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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