Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.

Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019

Tickled My Giggle Glands

TO bring fourth laughter

One day a young lad name Jeffery Larrimore said a hilariously funny joke. Then he asked Justino Kinsland, Hey did that make u laugh? Justino says: Yes, It really Tickled My Giggle Glands!

by Jeff Larrimore March 23, 2008

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.

I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Gilly Gland

A nonsensical, nonexistent gland that one may call upon when you have been or need to be hospitalized for something you'd rather not talk about.

ie; "I won't be in next week, I'm going in to have my Gilly Gland removed" D

by Debutante131 December 27, 2009

Gland Slam

The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.

Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!

by Mr. Balonium October 26, 2010

smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.

I like to smack glands all night.

by Rootie tootie December 14, 2008