April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.
by Mtn Dew Hat May 31, 2018

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off
by Dafuckdoyouwant April 1, 2020

A holiday occurring on September 3rd. On this day, people are free to maim and murder communists and anarchists as they please with no legal repercussions whatsoever. On top of this, outspoken communist or anarchist views/propaganda is illegal, and punishable by either life in prison, or death, depending on the severity.
by BurgerBurglar December 5, 2020

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by Yuuhnj oh g May 4, 2019

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019
