by ManleyGreaseMissile May 12, 2021
When a woman claims to have accidentally exposed one or both of her breasts but subconsciously she really wanted everyone to see her tits.
by CockFrobbler October 14, 2011
Man 1: I had this big Freudian Slip today. The other day I was buying a train ticket at the station from this busty blond and instead of saying "Can you get me two tickets to Pittsburg, I said "Can you get me two pickets to Tittsberg.
Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."
Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."
by Jrizzlerose September 12, 2017
Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.
Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 January 01, 2017
Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022
Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
by tem 2 fivety four member June 21, 2017
by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021