A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay
French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)
Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!
A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*
French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)
Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!
A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*
by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan
by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019

A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.
by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019

by ASHTON.IRWINS.DICK March 10, 2017

by The lowercase G April 20, 2018

A French fry is what you call the person you have feelings for even though your dating someone and often you have multiple
Girl 1-he's my French fry but then I feel like I'm cheating
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl
by Jbellyisawesome April 13, 2020
