football

When somebody reffers to the term what do you do to a football and then somebody replies kick it and then you remove or disconnect someone from a call

Mal: Remember when you were tryna move to jackie

Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy

by ariyaan November 6, 2020

football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view

my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

Football

The word that has created a war between America,Asia,Australia vs Europe

Person 1: Hey let's play football

Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *

by RyanANormalPerson April 30, 2019

Football

A game of two sides ,battlIng on the pitch for glory

I play football at school

by Big A123 July 27, 2017

Football

A sport for retards that want to be brain dead by the time they are 50

Look at the retard playing football!

by Masterspliter October 13, 2018

Football

A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!

I love to play with the football Dad!

by Adia72 June 4, 2018

football

American Football: A game where multiple people slam into each other and get brain injuries because they want to get a ball across a 360 ft. (109.1 Meter) field. America is literally the only country who calls this definition football. America has a tournament every year that makes half of the country turn on the TV

Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".

Football is a great game.

by dracman21YT October 16, 2017