Femenist Llama

A sexual act, usually done by an angry female whose suitor has done her wrong, whereby a female performs oral sex on a male parter and allows him to jizz in her mouth. Next, the female proceeds to stand up, spit the jizz back in her male partner's face, and punch him in the junk.

First Female: "I can't believe he said he wanted to break up! Are you okay?"
Second Female: "Yeah, I'm fine. I gave him a Femenist Llama as a going away present."

by TheGrindingNun May 29, 2009

forensicator

A participant in the speech half of a forensics competition; a public speaker. This noun is found within the forensics lexicon, but not the English one.

"While you are all fine forensicators," said Joe, "that trophy is surely mine."

by notionridiculous March 8, 2008

Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

Femenist

A femenist is a person (usually female) that believes in the equality of genders. However, these people fail to recognize that they have no valid points in order to achieve their goal and usually end up looking like complete idiots.

Femenist:"I believe in equality between genders.
Regular Person:"Why do you think that there is no current equality."
Femenist:" Are you discriminating me just because I am a femenist."

by Sebanchi October 19, 2017

forensics

1.The application of science to law.

2. There are many types of forensics (Science,Accounting,Psychology etc...)

3. a wierd word.

1. attorney: this is your hair isn't it?
boy: yes, it is.

2. i'm going to be a forensic psychologist or scientist...you'll see!

3. dude, that's like, so forensic!

by Grr8jon October 12, 2004

Femenist

One who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes.

Femenist are hot.
I am a Femenist, therefore I support Femenism.
Both men and women can be Femenist.
A woman who's a femenist is not always a lesbian.

by Sonia0129 August 30, 2007

forensics hunny

Forensics hunny: an attractive female that you only see on Saturdays during various NFL events. You’ve talked to her, but she does not actually know your name. One of these days, you might actually get the balls to Facebook-friend her but usually you just admire her pencil skirt from a distance.

"Do you know Sarah Smith?"
"Yeah, she does Forensics. She's my forensics hunny."

by cantina123 November 18, 2009