Flint, MI

People say that detroit is the anus of michigan. Well, then flint has been shoved 50 miles up the poop-crusted anus. the water can rape your insides with lead. 12 year old can say that they fucked your mom and it would be actually true. Everyone lives so far down the poverty line, that all they can eat is there poop and drink their own pee just to live. People molest their pets in the street. I wouldnt wish for my worst enemies to go to flint.

Drake: ima go to flint, mi because it sound very fun

Josh: the fuck? you dont want to get raped by the water so dont go there

by tripletoaster420 December 24, 2020

Flint Rodeo

When you're on top fucking a girl and you say "you're the ugliest bitch i've fucked all week" then your friend hiding in the closet with a video camera bursts out and counts how long it takes for her to buck you off.

I rode a Flint Rodeo for 15 seconds last night

by Skot05 January 10, 2008

Flint Fireforge

a dwarf in the book series dragonlance. good friend of Tanis half-elven

flint was a good metalsmith

by andy September 14, 2004

flint shit

Worthless. Not worth a dam. To express how stupid one is.

Your flint shit isn't worth my time of day. I can't handle your flint shit, I'd rather spent time with your mother

by rigwittig October 23, 2015

flint shit

Worthless. A joke: your a pile of rotten shit. A fly on a pile of shit.

Your flint shoi ain't worth a dam. : don't listen to him. He isn't worth a flint shit.

by rigwittig October 23, 2015

Flint Frappuccino

A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."

Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.

by DuffersDer July 2, 2019

Aden Flint

A Professional football player that played for Cardiff Over 12ft (they were founded in 2020)

He’s the only player in the side and he is roughly 9ft 4in bigger than Wayne Hennessy.

Fuckin ‘ell he’s big, must be Aden Flint like

by Aden Flints Brother is 4ft January 15, 2020