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Flicker Gooning

Flicker Gooning is the act of Edging, Gooning, and Jelqing simultaneously. Flicker indicates an advanced video game technique commonly referred to as "tech" or "teching" in gaming circles. Therefore, flickergooning is some advanced technique that only expert gooners know. If done right, one flicker goon sesh could have you done in mere seconds rather than hours.

Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.
Yo bro I can goon for 3 hours straight!
That's nothing... try flicker gooning then talk to me.
by krayo June 11, 2024
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Flicker gooning

Flicker gooning refers to the act of gooning (masturbating) at extreme, almost Olympian speeds to experience an orgasm as quick as possible.
My longest flicker gooning session was 7 seconds!
by flicker gooner 76 May 23, 2024
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Flicker Gooning

Having sex with Peter Griffin's rizzalicious GYATT while screaming "SEX WITH CHILDREN!"
I was flicker gooning last night, it was so sigma.
by Erm what the sigma!! June 2, 2024
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Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
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Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.
“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”
by MensMilk May 24, 2024
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Canaanite Flicker Gooning

The sacred art of flicking one's penis or clitoris between strokes or rubs, altering between flicks and rubs. This achieves a rhythm so divine that it promises a state of unparalleled pleasure. The term draws inspiration from the biblical promise of the land of Canaan to Abraham—a covenant of fulfillment and maximum goon pleasure and volume.

In this context, however, the "land of milk and honey" is less about geography and more about the boundless euphoria found in perfectly synchronized flicks and strokes. Legend holds that even G-d sits in the celestial cuck chair, edging while marveling at the ingenuity of its own creation's ability to out-goon the holiest of holy.

Practitioners believe this technique ensures maximum engagement with the pleasure centers, occupying the body and mind as fully as an ancient prophecy fulfilled.

Truly, it is a modern pilgrimage for the devoted in gooning.
USAGE 1:

Brian: Yo, where’s Dave? We’re trying to run this trio in valo rn, and he’s not responding!

James: Oh, it’s Shabbat. You know how he gets. He’s probably deep into his daily Canaanite Flicker Gooning. Something about “honoring the ancestors” while also achieving “maximum occupation of pleasure.” He’ll be back after he’s, uh, spiritually fulfilled?

USAGE 2:

Sammi: Where the hell is Sarah? We’re all waiting for her to pick a movie, and she’s MIA.

Jessica: Bruh, it’s Friday night. You already know she’s deep in her Canaanite Flicker Gooning session—probably ass-naked on her bed, double-flicking like she’s summoning ancient spirits. She says it’s about “embracing divine pleasure” or some shit, but let’s call it what it is: she’s just trying to goon herself into the promised land of milk, honey, and whatever else she can squirt out.

Sammi: Honestly, fair. If I could flick my bean into a transcendent coma, y’all wouldn’t see me on movie nights either.
by 000Six_Six000 December 10, 2024
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Flicker Goon

Just like flicker jabs, you make that swinging motion in your neutral, when its time to jab, ea: goon, you sling your hand like Ryo Mashiba in hajime ippo, this time, instead of your arms having insane reach with your jabs, its your goon blast shooting very far
Dang bro, i had a flicker goon jerkmate ranked match with a guy, he lasted 2 seconds linger than my personal record; 5 seconds!
by Johnathus Semen July 5, 2025
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