Flerfer

1. A moron.
2. A person who--through deliberate or accidental idiocy, or wilful indoctrination by browsing conspiracy websites--believes the Earth to be flat.
3. A person who categorically rejects all rational science.

Andy, upon hearing us discuss the upcoming Artemis mission, proceeded to launch into a tirade about NASA conspiracies, his belief the Apollo Moon Landings were faked, and that every picture taken from space was done via fisheye lenses, CGI, and wires. Andy, after exposing himself as a Flerfer, stormed off when he was reminded of all the everyday things in his life that were invented because Space Race. Which, to name a few were the WIFI and portable computer he used to look up the conspiracies, the insulation in his house, his water purifier, his insulin pump, the baby formula his son eats, the satellite TV he watches, and the GPS that helps him overcome his bad sense of direction.

by Mithridates_Rex July 18, 2023

Flerking

The act of flapping your arms while twerking.

While making a vine my friend and I started flerking!

by PetriePeyton June 10, 2014

flerp

A fart emanating from the tip of the penis. However that works.

I was pushing so hard I had to flerp after.

by Bill Stains November 1, 2007

flerf

to use one's face as a toilet

I flerfed all over Nick Eyer.
Steven got a lap dance from a stripper and she flerfed all over him!

by mathew longshanks March 25, 2008

flerbadurt

A floppy banana

Lee: Dude what's wrong with that banana???
Arthur: Oh it's just a flerbadurt

by Craazhd Gaming March 25, 2016

Flerp

A flerp is when you are looking for a word but forget as soon as your saying it so all that comes out is gibberish

The other day I was trying to say squirrel but then I had a flerp

by Blerh August 14, 2018

flerfstration

The frustration felt when trying to make a flat earth believer (a flerf) comprehend an easy-to-understand point that is widely known to young schoolchildren.

Yet another flerf who doesn't understand the 1-1-1 triangle question AND thinks five divided by zero is five because they can't do simple math, yet think they're proving all of science wrong; then one started peeing in a bottle on cam while refusing to believe in gravity. Ugh! The flerfstration is unbelievable.

by GaryMoore November 17, 2019