flat clicker

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad

Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!

by his_mum August 08, 2019

Flat Earther

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

by Sur7 January 25, 2019

Flat Earther

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.

by FrogBoot February 10, 2018

flat stick

flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.

Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"

by Vi3tnow April 04, 2009

Flat Earther

Idiots

Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass

by Skin Ne Penis February 22, 2018

Flat Earther

Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.

I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.

by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017

flat freddy

A forgotten word for a sandwich which cost four playing cards a bite.

a: Can I have a bite of your flat freddy?
b: That'll cost you four playing cards.

by Seanu May 05, 2007