flappy slap

flappy slapping, flappy slapper

The act of physically slapping/assaulting any person found to be playing the game "Flappy Birds" on their mobile device.
Variant of Happy Slap

"She was playing that fucking game again, so I flappy slapped her right in the flaps"

by Pejorist February 1, 2014

Flappy Birds

A group of women with extra large vaginal lips, aka labia. An annoying yet addictive game.

Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.

Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?

Anthony : 4

Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!

Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014

Flappy Battle

Flappy Battle

1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex

Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.

by summerfreeze June 29, 2014

Flappy flange

A vagina with a large labia that hangs down like flaps. Also know as beef curtains.

Yo Karen, can I fuck that flappy flange of yours.

by CdotBigz November 5, 2018

Flappy mingo

A penis in its limp state, but still when masturbating.

“I love flappy mingoes. They’re so limp and flaccid.”

by idontknowwhatthef^ckimdoing January 5, 2018

flappy monster

The outer lip region of a woman's vaginal area.

I was going down on my girlfriend and her flappy monster seemed to quiver.

by nuetron November 27, 2020