CHUD Fingers 

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

CHUD Fingers by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

3 fingers up 

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇.

*holds 3 fingers up while taking a group picture*

3 fingers up by LaggyMinus May 19, 2022

Fap Fingers

The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.

Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...

Fap Fingers by RyaTheNeko December 7, 2010

awkward fingers 

When two guys attempt to Eiffel Tower a girl but she's too tall, so they can only awkwardly touch the tips of their fingers.

We totally tried to Eiffel Tower her but all we got was awkward fingers.

awkward fingers by KeNayNay August 1, 2009

Frederick Fingers 

The Frederick Fingers is a notorious crew/gang in Frederick, MD. They have been accused of extortion, trafficking illicit substances, and theft. They are often made fun of for their ridiculous name.

You better watch out, I heard this was the Frederick Fingers turf!

Frederick Fingers by bossshit420 December 7, 2022

Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.

I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!

Cooter Fingers by The Office Donut Box Police June 17, 2010

4 fingers up 

you are loyal to 1 man only

Jeez she has 4 fingers up she must be madly in love with her man

4 fingers up by she<3youman July 16, 2022