Fergus

Fergus has some of the biggest gums in the universe but that doesn't stop he slaying men on the weekends. He loves to get down and dirty with the lads. His favourite lad to get down with is Big Red!!

Hey that person has huge gums.... he must be a fergus

by Fergay September 16, 2016

Ferguson

A 'Ferguson' is a type of mammal which is characterised by its blond hair that is of its own life form. The hair does what it pleases, forming the 'Ferguson' part of the mammal.

The 'Ferguson' is not restricted to head hair, but also extended to chest hair and...you know the rest.

Often, when a 'Ferguson' is sighted it must be shot down immediately as it is fashionably contagious.

Not to be confused with an Angus, the organism which the Ferguson clings to.

Beware. Little is known as to whether the Ferguson has detrimental side effects. Documented cases of victims of Fergusitis have had symptoms including nausea, cancer of the eyes, rejection, depression and inconvenience.

Elmer Fudd: "Be veeeewwy quiet, I'm hunting Fergusons."
Ferguson: "Ehh, what's up doc?"

Angus: "WHAT IS ON MY HEAD??"

Angus: "Had a dream that a Ferguson infected me. Woke up, not a dream."

Sam: "Get a haircut."
Angus: "I can't, it's a case of the Ferguson!"

by Zozimus and Alexander November 4, 2011

Ferguson

a male whos type is mainly latina women

Darly is such a ferguson.. I support him though.

by yoboi_jeff December 25, 2021

Sara Ferguson

An avid reader, good at drawing and good at writing. But most importantly she has won the world's best cousin award for 14 years in a row and she is very good at remembering. Also a very good source for the names of books she has previously read if you need to recommend a book to someone, just give her a call

*ring *ring

"Hello?"
"Hey Sara Ferguson what was that book you were reading again?"
"Oh 'I am Number Four'"

by katie200331 September 24, 2018

ciara ferguson

Ciara Ferguson is a intelligent, beautiful, freaky, crazy girl who will stay with you until the end. She is fierce and will go out of her way to make you scared of her and she should be feared as if you mess with her she will ruin your life. However there is another side to her and that is the side she doesn't show she is sad and all she wants is to be loved and appreciated by someone and she wants to fall asleep in their arms and spend the rest of her life with them. Remind her how amazing she is from time to time because she might forget it herself but never forget that if she spends her time talking and being with you and you try and come out of her life she will hunt you down and murder you.

''I was railed by Ciara Ferguson''

by anonymous.cy October 27, 2020

Nathan ferguson

Mr big dick , so hot and cute really large penis and is really cool , funny and top baller

You are such a Nathan ferguson (top guy )

by Das chillon May 17, 2022

Fergasonian

A type of approach that some teachers use frequently when teaching a lesson (most common in US studies). It's where a teacher goes so deep into an example it is as if there is no turning back to bring the conversation back to the original topic. This deep example starts to feel more like a crazy tangeant. It often makes students forget what class they are in.

Colleague: What? How did we go from talking about American industrialization to talking about child prostitutes?

Other Colleague: oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's Fergasonian approach to that topic. Don't worry, he always says you'll be fully prepared for the exam.

by HiggyBare January 10, 2017