felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos

User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”

by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024

friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl November 12, 2015

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me

Felonious Gru means He is dead

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 02, 2024

Feloniously

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges

I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible

by November 22, 2021

fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.

In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.

by JDSAg April 13, 2023

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021