Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008

Rehome Fee

A fee invented by pet-owners selling their pets to make money.

I am selling a 2 year old lab mix. Asking for a $500 rehome fee.

by morganwilltrollyou December 6, 2011

Don Fee

From the Cantonese "donphi" meaning "fart". Don Fee = male fart. (A female fart is Dawn Fee).

(Pull out your cell phone when you feel a fart coming on)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)

by Burt Farp May 14, 2006

nommable fee

A fee charged or debt payed with food and/or drink, esp. very good food or alcohol.

Nommable fees are often charged when the debtor is an amazing cook, or occasionally when they are unwilling or unable to pay their debts financially.

I didn't feel right charging Melanie for computer repair, and she's a damned good cook, so I charged her a nommable fee.

Bob won't pay up the cash I loaned him. He keeps asking if we can call it a nommable fee.

by Ryumitsu August 9, 2010

Jake fee

Absolute bellend

Jake fee is and absolute bellend

by Michael McCarthy October 8, 2018

Mendell Fee

The price you charge a friend

The Mendell fee is what is referred to as a preferred fee and will be tacked on to the price of the said service or item you are providing to your 'friend'

by Bar-fa-lo-mule August 28, 2011

feee fee

Feee fee is a nickname for a nickname for a person with a big red beard.

With how you let your beard grow you are such a feee fee.

Hey feee fee how's it going today?

Fiona hates the first person who called him feee fee

by Allen of Tim November 15, 2016