fucked up shit

Urinating and covering a dying woman with shaving cream.
Anderson shouted "this is YouTube material" as he urinated on - and later smothered shaving foam over - the victim, an elderly woman who had collapsed near his Hartlepool house.

The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"
by My essence has no names October 2, 2007
mugGet the fucked up shitmug.

Your Fuck is Shit

1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 7, 2010
mugGet the Your Fuck is Shitmug.

fuck yo shit

To violently force one's beer from their grasp using a downward motion with one's fist; To force someone off balance whilst intoxicated; A statement used while in the act of forcing someone to go asleep.
"Hey are you OK?!? Here let me help you up...Fuck yo shit!"

Hey man can I have one of those vitamins? Fuck yo shit!"
by Bark at these fools July 6, 2008
mugGet the fuck yo shitmug.
Final frantic words before driving into a wall/skiing over a cliff etc etc
'shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck' cried james as he slammed into the back of the manure truck
by butt cowboy October 27, 2004
mugGet the shit fuck shit fuck shit fuckmug.

fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.
Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
mugGet the fucked up shitmug.

Fuck this shit I'm out

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.
Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!
by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016
mugGet the Fuck this shit I'm outmug.

fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.
"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."
by Lambnesio September 16, 2008
mugGet the fuck your shit upmug.

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