by Masterspliter October 13, 2018
Get the Footballmug. I play football at school
by Big A123 July 27, 2017
Get the Footballmug. by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
Get the footballmug. Person 1: Hey let's play football
Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *
Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *
by RyanANormalPerson April 30, 2019
Get the Footballmug. by Adia72 June 4, 2018
Get the Footballmug. A stand in for war. In modern society, there are certain anachronistic human traits that persist, despite their lack of adaptiveness. One is the need for some sort of territorial conflict. Football teams are named after, and have stadiums in, certain geographic areas (eg the “Oakland Raiders”) to create the illusion that they are, somehow representative of this area. All, or almost all, of the players and coaches are inevitably not from this area, but the naming scheme is enough of a paper thin veneer to allow anyone in the entire state to arbitrarily consider this “their” team. This feeds into the irrational impulse for territorial struggle or even war while maintaining decorum. Also makes millions of dollars.
Bob: What do you think of the Seattle Seahawks football team?
Sally: Well, despite the fact that everyone on the team is from the deep south, I am from Seattle and thus live vicariously through them.
Sally: Well, despite the fact that everyone on the team is from the deep south, I am from Seattle and thus live vicariously through them.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Get the Footballmug. i love football
by c.s_chris3 July 15, 2023
Get the footballmug.