Football

The word that has created a war between America,Asia,Australia vs Europe

Person 1: Hey let's play football

Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *

by RyanANormalPerson April 30, 2019

Football

A sport for retards that want to be brain dead by the time they are 50

Look at the retard playing football!

by Masterspliter October 13, 2018

football

When somebody reffers to the term what do you do to a football and then somebody replies kick it and then you remove or disconnect someone from a call

Mal: Remember when you were tryna move to jackie

Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy

by ariyaan November 6, 2020

Football

A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!

I love to play with the football Dad!

by Adia72 June 4, 2018

football

football. football, isn’t just a sport it’s a commitment. my love for football goes past the moon.

i love football

by c.s_chris3 July 15, 2023

football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view

my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

Football

A game of two sides ,battlIng on the pitch for glory

I play football at school

by Big A123 July 27, 2017