Foomp

The sound a very fat person makes when their roll of fat moves away from and the suddenly hits the "normal" part of the body. This usually occurs when engulfing food/small objects (or children in the case of pedos).

Fat Man: Hello little boy, OMG look over there!
Little Boy: What?!
*FOOMP*

A few moments later...

Concerned Mother: Have you seen my son?
Fat Man: Nope... *struggling sounds coming from his stomach*

by Bob Cooke (Teacher at NPHS) August 21, 2009

foomp

the damn feathers that rise up on fuckin cockatiels. stupid ass birds

the stupid birds foomp went crazy after i farted

by DOOX64 March 21, 2010

Foomp

The physical action involved with smoking a cigarette.

A replacement for the word, Fuck.

- Can be used interchangeably and within the same sentence multiple times.

Foompin-A, man. I've been waiting to foomp a feempin' feemp all day.

by hydrobrew April 8, 2011

foommed

Getting fucked out of one's mind.

I'm so foommed right now. Where am I?

by The Kyles December 17, 2007

FOOMF

Fuck Off Of My Facebook

Your life is rubbish, don't tell me about it, FOOMF!

Usually accompanied by a click of the hide updates button

by ChrisTheKilla February 11, 2010

Foomp

The sound effect your girlfriend makes when she hits you in a playful way.

Babe look, *Foomp*
Shuddup Babe, *Foomp*

by Bearfox21 October 21, 2013

foomoopee

the act of the ultimate coolness a human being can achieve. ever. the more foomoopee you are the better.

"alanah and foy soo effing foomoopee its unbelievable"

by alanah December 15, 2006